February 2012
Popeye just put a diaper on his spinach.
Then he “tucked it in”.
Then a gopher stole it.
The only way an ADD-infected, clumsy, and right-brain centric dolt of a man such...
– Max Bemis on anarchy
little yellow book: Let's talk about the perfect... →
littleyellowbook:
Wake up
Have sex
Kiss a whole lot before, during, and afterward
Cuddle a whole lot
Nap it out
Wake up and have sex again
Put on panties/boxer briefs/whathaveyou and make coffee
Make sammiches
Watch some How I Met Your Mother
Start kissing partway through and get so wrapped up in it that…
I had a few days of almost exactly this recently. Only replace the ordering...
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I lift so high up when I’m feeling better. Those moments, hours, days even (when I’m lucky) are so lovely… but are they really worth it? Is any of it really worth it if I just keep falling down like this no matter what?
I keep telling myself yes.
I can’t decide if I’m telling the truth or not.
I'm naked.
Anonymous asked: Lets get drunk and fool around on the couch. I'll leave a better bruise on your ass i promise.
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I am a forest and a night of dark trees: but he who is not afraid of my...
– Nietzsche
I'm fucking bored yo.
How does a man decide in what order to abandon his life?
– Cormac McCarthy; No Country for Old Men
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than to be crowded on...
– Henry David Thoreau
If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could...
– Charles Bukowski
Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean...
– David Duchovny, Californication
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Had a great week, am home for five minutes and it’s already ruined.